Good morning, ma'am, and thank you for opening your door to me. Such a pleasure to find you at home here today.
No, no, I'm sorry -- no, I'm not the fellow from Publisher's Clearing House. But please, don't close that door. Hear me out, if you would now. I won't need but a few minutes of your time today.
Thank you, ma'am, thank you very much.
Now, you will naturally be curious to know what it is that I have on offer on this lovely morning, so let me get straight to the point:
Could I perhaps interest you in "a software and robotic agent that helps the user manage her mobile communication channels"?
Would it help if I referred to it instead as "The Cellular Squirrel"?
Why yes-- yes it would, wouldn't it?
A cup of coffee? Why yes, ma'am, that would be delightful. Let me just get out my order book here....