Congratulations to [insert team name here] on their [stunning/impressive/tedious/angst-ridden/last-minute] victory in the Super Bowl. Few of us will forget the [insert or invent surprising incident here] that made this such a memorable game. And how about those commercials, eh? Eh? Heh.

Oh joy! Now it's time for Survivor All Stars! My money's on [insert player name here] to win, though [insert name of another player here] will have to be watched.

(Just because I'm on the road and not watching the game doesn't mean the posts here can't be timely and topical.)