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Un-Conventional Wisdom

David Bowie Gets His Answer

Based on an actual conversation.

Scene: The family kitchen. A Tuesday evening, as dinner is being prepared:


So, I hear on the news that they've found evidence that there was water on Mars.

The scientists say that water is indicated by the presence of Hydrogen Peroxide in the atmosphere.

But maybe that just means there were blondes on Mars. . . ?


So much for the search for intelligent life. . . .



David Giacalone

She's a saint!

George Wallace

Actually, David, she's an angel.

As a good Italian boy, I'm surprised that you wouldn't know that it's my mother who's the saint . . .

David Giacalone

Are all martyrs saints?

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