"He's that most dangerous of all creatures, a clever sheep."
-- from Monty Python's Flying Circus

Thank heavens for Scotland and the insurance press! Here's a headline not to be resisted:

Insurer Reports $1,800 Loss from Enraged Sheep Attack.

Baaah!

UPDATE: Aha! Riskprof Martin Grace, no humorless academic he, spotted this story, too.