The oft-bilious James Wolcott kept Christmas in his heart on his weblog in properly New York-ish fashion by posting seasonal entries from the Diaries of Andy Warhol for the years 1979, 1980 [caution: explicit sexual remarks], 1983, and 1986. 

Coincidentally, the late artist was on my mind as well, as this new double dactyl came to me yesterday in a vision while showering:

The Campbell’s Is Coming

Poppity, poppity,
Andrew Warhola with
Soup can in hand scans the
Factory scene,

Mumbling prophetically:
“Minutes of Fame each shall
Have in the future, but
Only fifteen.”