Do you suffer the awkwardness and embarrassment of

Rare but Serious Side Effects?

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It’s time to talk to Your Doctor about

Superflua^®

(flopsymopsidol zipadoodazamine)

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Superflua®, with revolutionary Technology 2.0 technology, effectively counteracts the consequence and efficacy of other prescription medications.  Adding once-daily Superflua® to your existing pharmacological regimen can provide confidence, peace of mind and freedom from unpleasantness and surprise, for you and those around you.

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Temporospacial displacements and spontaneous combustion have been reported in some cases with Superflua®, but may be addressed by additional dosage with Superflua®.  Superflua® should not be used by heavy machinery or those who may become heavy machinery.  Superflua® is conditionally approved for use by carbon-based life forms already taking at least twelve (12) other medications daily.  Consumption of alcohol to excess with Superflua® is both permissible and advisable.  All rights reserved.  Void when necessary.

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Superflua® -- One More for the Long and Winding Road