Festivities, festivities, festivities!
"Hope is the thing with feathers," says Emily Dickinson, so it is only right that the 44th President of the United States should begin his term of service by sitting down to eat a brace of formerly feathered things. Frazer would understand.
This evening, there will be Inaugural Balls on nearly every theme, but there will be no Policeman's Ball. This is because all of the police are so busy.
So, as we wait in Hope for the Change we Need, let us all join hands in a Spirit of Optimism and Sacrifice and sing along with Mr. Alan Price: